Sarah: "Hey, Tom, did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?" Tom: "No, I haven't. What's it like?" Sarah: "Well, there's no menu. You get what you deserve." Tom: "Haha, that's pretty funny. But you know what's not funny? I accidentally sprayed
deodorant in my mouth this morning." Sarah: "What?! How did you manage that?" Tom: "Well, I was in a rush and I grabbed the wrong can. Now I'm afraid to talk because everything I say comes out fresh and minty." Sarah: "Haha, that's hilarious! You know, speaking of minty fresh, did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?" Tom: "No, I haven't. What happened?" Sarah: "He got twelve months." Tom: "Haha, oh man, that's a good one. Speaking of theft, did you hear about the cheese factory that got robbed?" Sarah: "No, I haven't. What did they steal?" Tom: "All of the cheese. The police are looking for a group of hardened criminals." Sarah: "Haha, that's ridiculous. You always know how to make me laugh, Tom." Tom: "Well, you know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Speaking of which, did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?" Sarah: "No, I haven't. What's the story?" Tom: "He made a mint!" (Both Sarah and Tom burst out laughing) Sarah said That's it I can't take it anymore. You're killing me!" Tom Haha, glad I could be of service. You know, I think we should do this more often. I always leave our coffee dates feeling better." Sarah: "I agree. You're my favorite person to laugh with." Tom: "Well, thanks. You're my favorite person to make laugh."
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