A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's waiting for his drink, he notices a jar full of money on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender what the jar is for.
"Oh, that's for our challenge," explains the bartender. "If you can complete all three challenges we have listed, you win the money in the jar."
Intrigued, the man asks what the challenges are. The bartender hands him a sheet of paper. "First, you have to drink an entire gallon of beer in less than an hour. Second, there's a pitbull out back with a bad tooth. You have to pull the tooth out with your bare hands. And finally, we have a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm. You have to go up there and take care of it for her."
The man thinks for a moment, then looks back at the bartender. "Okay, I'll give it a shot. But no way am I pulling that pitbull's tooth out."
The bartender nods. "Yeah, nobody has. And nobody's ever completed all three challenges, either."
The man takes a deep breath and chugs the gallon of beer in less than an hour. Then he heads out back to face the pitbull. A few minutes later, the bar erupts in barking, snarling, and screaming. Finally, the man stumbles back into the bar, covered in blood and scratches.
"Okay," he gasps, "where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"
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